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What I think of Everyone in Biglaw

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Now that’s a #truestory, #oracle.

Listen to this jam, show ’em what you got

Inbox, fresh

First things first, I'm the realest (realest)
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let 'em feel it)
And I'm still in the murder business  

I can hold you down, like I’m givin’ lessons in physics (right)

You should want a bad bitch like this (ha)

Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)

Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris

High heels, somethin’ worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist)

Takin’ all the liquor straight, never chase that (never)

Rooftop like I’m bringin’ ’88 back (what)

Bring the hooks in, where the bass at?

Champagne spillin’, you should taste that

I'm so fancy | You already know
I'm in the fast lane | From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy | Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow.....

Who dat? Who Dat?  

#TheDream.

#ADDICTION #NUMBTHEPAIN #STAYINGINYOURPLAYPRETEND

I gotta stay high all the time

To keep you off my mind

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

What are you addicted to? We’re all addicts. Basically all.

Staying in my play pretend

Where the fun ain’t got no end

Ooh

Can’t go home alone again

Need someone to numb the pain

For years I was addicted to:

  1. Nicotine (various forms).

  2. Marijuana for stress relief and numbness.

  3. ADHD (mistakenly, should never have been on it, it exacerbates bipolar issues)

  4. #attaboys (#biglaw #attaboys) (i.e. Praise from #boomersinmanagement).

  5. Relationship support (I relied way too much on partners).

  6. Avoidance of reality through #videogames.

  7. Depression (you can be addicted to the void).

You’re gone and I gotta stay

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

High all the time

To keep you off my mind

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

During my time in #biglaw, I met all sorts of addicts. And only a few mentally healthy and stable people, especially among partners.

I gotta stay, I gotta stay

High...  And it's ok.  We understand why.

It’s ok to be an addict. We love you. We will support you.

I found love and support and empathy.

#Changeyourlife #imachangeit #usedtodealingwithbasicbitches

#thedream is #anewclassic #upgradeyourstatus

#Mydream is to #unionizebiglaw.

Our ethics problems started when we forgot that we were meant to be better than business.

We were meant to stand above them and regulate their behavior.

And we were supposed to be answerable to the Model Rules of Professional Conduct.

Hop out your past life and I’ll renovate your future

Then I integrate my genius shit, we purchasin’, not perusing

Yeah, I love your hustle, baby

Just let me add a little bit of muscle, baby

Joint venture, we’ll partner up

Until the shares errupt, and I up your wages

If you could listen more than you speak

I’d get you everything that you need

I’m talkin’ bout red bottoms, LV

Even extension plus in your weave

I be blowing on strong weed when we ride

And e’rybody just lookin’

But ain’t nan nigga gon’ hop up

They like “Nah shawty, she tooken!”

I’ma change your life, I’ma change it

I’ma change your life, life

I’ma change your life, I’ma change it

I’ma change your life, life

I’ma change your life, I’ma change it

I’ma change your life, life

I’ma change your life, I’ma change it

I’ma change your life

Once you go great, you never go good

You never go back, even if you could

I’ll show you my way, I got that good-good

You never go back, even if you could

Have you ever wished your life would change?
Woke up and you lived your dreams
Baby, I could help you make that change
I could show you how to do this thing  

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